February 2012
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
customer: you're too nice, you must be single.
me: ..... is it that obvious?
customer: when you get married, you don't get so nice anymore.
i have monstrous headache, it feels as if someone took my head and smashed it against a car sjkadhsakdhsakjdhsajkds. too much is going on for me to handle right now and i don’t know whether to cry and laugh hysterically or slam my head into an actual car.
